Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Left head of the President of the United Galactic Federation Or Something. Rightie takes care of all that stuff, while I mostly drink Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and then come here to give my own fascinating and intelligent views on the major issues our universe is facing, namely, the shidduch crisis (which is an issue everywhere, from here to Betelgeuse 5), to Alex Jones’ theories on whether or not Biden is an alien. (He’s not. They say I have a twisted sense of humor, but that’s pushing it. You people made that all on your own.). I’d love to tell you it gets better, but frankly I don’t remember. Gosh, where did the future go? It feels like it was just tomorrow. Anyway, yeah. Sorry. You’re on your own. P.S. Joseph is one of ours. Sorry.

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