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the waters cascading down the falls are strictly kosher

zaphed – your heading says ‘memory lane’. now you’re impunging on me about the future? hey, yeshiva world – i’d like to sue him. can you help?

It is my understanding when R’Akiva (it might have been someone else) was being tortured by the Romans , and people were questioning Hashem, a Bas Kol came out and declared something like ‘if you don’t stop questioning my edict, I will destroy the world.
Can anyone corroborate the above?
Anyway AviraD, don’t be so glib when discussing tragedies. Shame on you.

judy – this is only the beginning. who says it can’t eventually speak in ‘simpler’ terms? if it can get to this point, for sure it can start speaking simpler. as for the dybbuk etc., please, this is pure science, however it is going amok and very very frightening for the future. it can eventually be programmed even to speak in rachanim lingo. give it time. what these electronic chips can do nowadays is astounding. you go to a store, you no longer have to pay in cash, your credit card no longer has to be swiped – just hold it over the screen, and voila, your payment has been recorded. scaaarrrryyyyy.

I was curious , so I entered 5 words ‘avrohom bar mitzvah parsha vayishlach’ and below is the reply.
It has errors (see the names), but it knew the parsha well. very scary what it might possibly do in the future !!

Title: “Avrohom’s Journey: Embracing Growth and Forgiveness – Lessons from Parsha Vayishlach”

Introduction: Shalom everyone! Today, we gather to celebrate Avrohom’s Bar Mitzvah and explore the wisdom found in Parsha Vayishlach. In this portion, we encounter the captivating journey of Avrohom Avinu’s namesake, Avrohom, and discover valuable lessons that resonate with Avrohom’s own growth and maturation. Let’s embark on a meaningful exploration of Avrohom’s journey, highlighting the themes of personal development, resilience, and forgiveness.

I. Embracing Personal Growth: In Parsha Vayishlach, Avrohom encounters a wrestling match with an angel. Just as Avrohom wrestled with his own identity and purpose, we too experience moments of self-discovery. Avrohom’s journey teaches us that growth requires embracing challenges and wrestling with our internal struggles. Avrohom, as a Bar Mitzvah boy, has embarked on his own journey of self-discovery and should embrace the opportunity to develop his character and connect with his Jewish heritage.

II. The Power of Resilience: Following his wrestling match, Avrohom emerges with a newfound strength and determination. Life often presents us with difficult situations, but Avrohom’s story teaches us to face adversity head-on. Avrohom, as he embarks on his teenage years and transitions into adulthood, should cultivate resilience, harnessing the ability to bounce back from setbacks and grow stronger in the process.

III. The Journey to Forgiveness: One of the most powerful moments in Parsha Vayishlach is when Avrohom reconciles with his estranged brother, Esav. Avrohom models the importance of forgiveness, even when faced with past hurts and conflicts. As Avrohom becomes a Bar Mitzvah, he assumes greater responsibility for his actions and relationships. It is essential for Avrohom to foster a forgiving heart, seeking understanding and reconciliation in his interactions with others.

Conclusion: Today, as we celebrate Avrohom’s Bar Mitzvah, we reflect on the profound lessons from Parsha Vayishlach. Just as Avrohom Avinu’s journey transformed him into the father of our nation, Avrohom, the Bar Mitzvah boy, has the potential to shape his own path. By embracing personal growth, resilience, and forgiveness, Avrohom can embody the qualities of a true leader. Let us support Avrohom as he embarks on this transformative journey, always remembering the lessons from Parsha Vayishlach, and strive to make a positive impact in our own lives and the world around us. Mazel Tov, Avrohom!

how may more lies will he spew, before people see him for what he truly is, namely, a psychotic loony?

or say “you are making a big, big mistake” . just kidding.

i know this is probably heresy, but if he didnt’ come during the Holocaust, what makes anyone think that he has a more valid reason to arrive now?? Weren’t those the days when we needed him most?

if hillary was such a crook as trump calls her, why isn’t she in jail?
and if trump now calls biden the crook, why isn’t biden in jail?
seems to me the only ones in jail, and there are tons of them, are the trump buddies.
and, sooner or later, trump will be joining them.
so you expect me to vote for a convict in jail?
gevalt, what is this world coming to?

It’s absolutely scary to see one of the writers on this blog, none other than ChatGPT, an Artificial Intelligence robot !
It did a beautiful job, poetically no less. But it scares the daylight out of me !
ChatGPT could just as easily send letters and essays to sway an election, or to bad-mouth people, or Heaven knows what future evils it can concoct !
Hashem Yerachem !

Imagine if Biden invited for dinner neo-nazis

and the moon is made up of green cheese. haven’t you seen the astronauts eat green lasagna ? no? then you must be of the lower class.
shtussim and mishigasim

“Would a Jewish space laser count in a minyan?”
Only if it aims its beams at California forests, as that nut-job claimed.
By the way, anyone slightly serious about this blog, should see a mental health professional pronto !!!

Avi k – the Reform movement would immediately change Kiddush Levana to Kiddush Earth. No problem for them, for us, is this a Teiku answer?

we take it straight from george santos’ notepad

no, the one that rounded up 75,000 Jews and forced them on cattle cars, you moron

because he deserves it

always: because we don’t always get to daven maariv with a minyan. hard to have figured that out on your own?